Jimmy Kimmel Halloween Youtube Challenge

For the second year in a row, the host of Jimmy Kimmel Live has produced immense sadness in children all over America. At least, the children of parents brave enough to take on his yearly Halloween Youtube Challenge. What commenced last year with the “I Ate All Your Candy” stunt to be recorded and sent in to the production(…)

Henri Le Chat Noir Bemoans Halloween Hoopla

By Pavithra Mohan “None of these costumes are truly scary. No one ever dresses as crippling self-doubt.” Thus Spoke Henri, Le Chat Noir. Our favorite black and white cat with a chronic Francophone complex claims his throne amongst the existential greats with his latest tirade on the absurdity of Halloween’s hallowed traditions. Nietzsche and Sartre would quake(…)

Trump Challenges Obama To Produce College Records And Passport

By Pavithra Mohan The man with a toupee hath spoken, again—this time with a prickly commandment for our dear POTUS. Everyone’s favorite talking head stirred the pot (for kicks, as always) earlier this week with his cryptic foreshadowing of a “big announcement” that could sway the upcoming election. Donald Trump delivered the goods on Wednesday(…)