And now for the latest useless superhero reboot (drum roll, please): “Man of Steel”. The first official trailer for the upcoming Superman installment, this video gives fanboys something to cling to until next June.

It ends with a requisite voiceover: ”My father believed that if the world found out who I really was, they would reject me. He was convinced that the world wasn’t ready. What do you think?”

Well, Clark Kent, I think the world doesn’t need another superhero film—but who am I to talk? I’ll likely find myself relishing every moment of the melodrama.

By Pavithra Mohan